Tuesday, February 27, 2007

wow whata loser

I CALL BRAIN RAPE. THIS IS RAPE. RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

BRAIN OVERLOAD SHOOT ME NOW BANG DEAD!


BRAAAAAAAIN. ISSS NO MOREEES.


I hate essays. Essays are the rape of literacy.

It's like I want to call the police and have them come arrest Cormac McCarthy and his book and take him away and never have him come back.

I can feel the pulsing effects of his novel ramming themselves into my brain, and if I'm not mistaken, forceful ramming into places is considered rape.

YES. I SAID IT. LITRAPE.

Shoooooot me. Bang dead.

Rahrahrahrahrahrahrahraaah.

I have no brain.

I am brainless. BRAINLESS.



I'm going to become a vegetable. Or a fruit.

Some sort of inanimate delicious fresh food.